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Gangnam Style parody: Mitt Romney Style (video)

The ever inventive frat boys with high IQs at College Humour created a hilarious video spinoff of the worldwide viral song "Gangnam Style" with "Mitt Romney Style", appealing to all the "wealthy ladies" of America (and definitely not the 47 per cent of freeloading Americans who don't pay taxes.)


Full lyrics:

Mitt Romney style!
Romney style!

I got a horse in the Olympics girl
But I don’t even watch ‘em
In and out of tax loopholes
‘Cause I’m so fuckin’ awesome
Bitch it’s Friday night so we be benefit hoppin’
Check my con-spic-u-ous consumption

I’ve got distinguished hair
And a private jet that flies me way up in the air
Buy and sell ya company with so much savoir faire
I bough a mansion for each one of my two dozen heirs
Straight up millionaire

That’s Mitt (Hey!)
That’s so Mitt (Hey!)
Profits, investments!
That’s Mitt! (Hey!)
Yeah, that’s so Mitt! (Hey!)
You should elect me
Cause I go so much mon-ay

Mitt Romney style!
Romney Style!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!
Hey, wealthy ladies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!
Hey, wealthy ladies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!

(Paul Ryan break)

I’m the VP nominee
Yo budget I be cuttin’
I got the eyes and body
So you know I’m gon’ be struttin’
I’ll cut ya social safety net
You losers ain’t got nuthin’
Gotta stop snoozin’
Start hustlin’

(Back to Mitt Romney)

I got large amounts
In Swiss bank accounts
Norris and Eastwood in my vacation house
Talkin’ wine and cheese
Mad Ivy degrees
Baby baby
I got butlers just to wipe me
You know what I’m sayin’!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, wealthy ladies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!
Hey, kissin’ babies!
Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!
Mitt Romney style!


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